a couple of conoundrums

1. What has three hands but only one face?

- A clock.

2. Why is the letter "E" so important?

- Because it is the beginning of "everything"!

3. Who works only one day in the year but never gets fired?

- Santa Clause.

4. When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?

- When you have a hole in your pocket!

5. Where can you always find money?

- In a dictionary.

6. Why do fish live in water?

- Because cats cannot swim!

7. What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?

- A blackboard.

8. Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?

- Because they come out at night!

9. What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?

- The word "wrong"!

10. What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

- Two dogs.